politics JD Vance Defends 30 Year-olds’ Racist Group Texts: ‘Hey, We All Passed Notes About Swastikas in Fourth Grade’ , and TornWires Editors
Mental Instability Putin Denies Involvement in Political Opponent’s Death, Cites “Rare Condition Where People Fall 70 Feet Out of Windows” , and TornWires Editors
Postponed Name Change to Department of War Postponed Due to Government Shutdown , and TornWires Editors
Defense is for Losers Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers , and TornWires Editors
Not Fascism White House Plans to Buy Majority Stake of Netflix to Ensure Citizens Watch Only Government Approved TV Series and Movies , and TornWires Editors
Trump vs Musk Interview: Trump Says He’s Not on Epstein’s List, Suggests Musk ‘Went Crazy’ , and TornWires Editors
The Fake News Media Trump Deports CNN Reporter to El Salvadorian Prison for Asking Tough Question at Press Conference , and TornWires Editors
Elon Musk Elon Musk to Start Defense Contracting Company to Steal More Money from Americans , and TornWires Editors
Trade War Economists Warn Tariffs May Increase Prices, Trump Says: “Just Stop Buying Stuff” , and TornWires Editors
Donald Trump Trump Says Stranded Astronauts are Pure Evil After Finding Out they Voted for Harris , and TornWires Editors
politics President Biden Wins a $5 Bet on Trump Defeating Harris, Prompting Questions About Political Betting , and TornWires Editors
Satire Trump Says School Shootings Could be Avoided if School Crossing Guards Get Machine Guns , and TornWires Editors
Biden Biden Falling Asleep Mid-Speech Mistaken for Excessively Long Dramatic Pause , and TornWires Editors
Business Google Begins Firing Any Employee Who has Opinion on Israel-Palestine Conflict , and TornWires Editors
