The Constitution Democrats Tell Troops to Follow the Constitution; Trump Responds by Adding It to the Banned Books List , and TornWires Editors
Trump Meeting Trump to Saudi Crown Prince “I wish I could kill a few Washington Post Journalists” , and TornWires Editors
Defense is for Losers Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers , and TornWires Editors
Not Fascism White House Plans to Buy Majority Stake of Netflix to Ensure Citizens Watch Only Government Approved TV Series and Movies , and TornWires Editors
The Fake News Media Trump Deports CNN Reporter to El Salvadorian Prison for Asking Tough Question at Press Conference , and TornWires Editors
Elon Musk Elon Musk to Start Defense Contracting Company to Steal More Money from Americans , and TornWires Editors
Donald Trump Trump Says Stranded Astronauts are Pure Evil After Finding Out they Voted for Harris , and TornWires Editors
Trump and Zelensky Trump Suggests Ukraine Conflict Could Be Resolved Over a ‘Nice Steak Dinner’ if Zelensky Pays Check , and TornWires Editors
Satire Trump Says School Shootings Could be Avoided if School Crossing Guards Get Machine Guns , and TornWires Editors
Biden Biden Falling Asleep Mid-Speech Mistaken for Excessively Long Dramatic Pause , and TornWires Editors
Government Government Employee is Actually Productive, Nation Declares State of Emergency , and TornWires Editors
Dead Potted Plant Biden Administration Replaces Kamala Harris with Dead Plant , and TornWires Editors
