Local Local Man Discovers Hidden Portal to Neighbor's Garage – Claims He's 'Just Borrowing Some Tools' , and TornWires Editors
Government Government Employee is Actually Productive, Nation Declares State of Emergency , and TornWires Editors
Entertainement Tom Cruise Leaves Scientology, Realizes It’s Not a Prolonged Movie Role , and TornWires Editors
Local Local Gym’s New Membership Plan Includes Daily Wake Up Call, Mild Threats , and TornWires Editors
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Foreign Affairs Antony Blinken Visits Thailand to Pursue Stronger Economic and Defense Ties…he says! , and David Smith
Business Google Sued for Forcing Interns to Work in "Idea Chambers" AKA Sweat Shops , and TornWires Editors
