War on Federal Employees Trump Orders Remote Working Federal Employees to be Abducted from Homes and Brought Back to Office , and TornWires Editors
Civil Rights After Trump Executive Order Department of Education Brings Back Segregation , and TornWires Editors
Government Elon Musk Realizes He Knows Nothing About Government Efficiency Midway Through Speech About Government Efficiency , and TornWires Editors
politics President Biden Wins a $5 Bet on Trump Defeating Harris, Prompting Questions About Political Betting , and TornWires Editors
Elections Top 5 Ways to Sound Informed on Election Issues Without Actually Knowing Anything , and TornWires Editors
Satire Trump Says School Shootings Could be Avoided if School Crossing Guards Get Machine Guns , and TornWires Editors
Donald Trump In Response to Trump’s Lawyer’s Argument that President can Kill Political Rivals, Justices Say President is Only able to Kill Three Political Rivals in One Term , and TornWires Editors
Supreme Court Citing Second Amendment, Trump’s Lawyer Argues President can Legally Order Bears to Maul Political Rivals , and TornWires Editors
Donald Trump Trump Mocks Biden’s stutter as Intro to Offensive Impersonations Cabaret , and David Smith
