Creepy Sam Altman Says his Company’s Eye Scanning Orb is “Definitely” Not Part of a Plan to Plot World Domination , and TornWires Editors
Satire Trump Says School Shootings Could be Avoided if School Crossing Guards Get Machine Guns , and TornWires Editors
Satire Local Man Achieves Peak Health by Following Every Morning Show Health Tip , and TornWires Editors
Boring Conversations Help. I’m Trapped! 10 Ways to Get Out of a Boring Conversation , and TornWires Editors
Biden Biden Falling Asleep Mid-Speech Mistaken for Excessively Long Dramatic Pause , and TornWires Editors
Film Government Declares War on Piracy, Executes Local Man for Watching "Avengers: Endgame" Without Paying , and TornWires Editors
Conspiracy Theorist Local Man that Always Carries Phone that Records his Every Move Fears Bill Gates is Trying to Microchip Him , and TornWires Editors
Reptillians Mark Zuckerberg Claims He's Not a Reptillian then Proceeds to Sit Under Heat Lamp for Two Hours , and TornWires Editors
Satire Elon Musk Says Upset Employees Fired from Tesla Should "Get Over It" Since We are Just Living in a Simulation , and TornWires Editors
Boeing Boeing Preemptively Kills All Employees After Wing Detaches From Plane Mid-Flight , and TornWires Editors
Employment New Study Finds That Most Entry-Level Job Postings Require 80 Years of Experience and Heart Surgery Ability , and TornWires Editors
A Murder Small-Town Police Chief Happy That Someone In Town was Finally Murdered, Even if it was His Wife , and TornWires Editors
