Whistleblowers OpenAI Whistleblower Coincidentally Drops Dead in Courtroom, Seconds Before He is Set to Testify , and TornWires Editors
politics President Biden Wins a $5 Bet on Trump Defeating Harris, Prompting Questions About Political Betting , and TornWires Editors
Creepy Sam Altman Says his Company’s Eye Scanning Orb is “Definitely” Not Part of a Plan to Plot World Domination , and TornWires Editors
Satire Trump Says School Shootings Could be Avoided if School Crossing Guards Get Machine Guns , and TornWires Editors
Satire Local Man Achieves Peak Health by Following Every Morning Show Health Tip , and TornWires Editors
Biden Biden Falling Asleep Mid-Speech Mistaken for Excessively Long Dramatic Pause , and TornWires Editors
Film Government Declares War on Piracy, Executes Local Man for Watching "Avengers: Endgame" Without Paying , and TornWires Editors
Conspiracy Theorist Local Man that Always Carries Phone that Records his Every Move Fears Bill Gates is Trying to Microchip Him , and TornWires Editors
Reptillians Mark Zuckerberg Claims He's Not a Reptillian then Proceeds to Sit Under Heat Lamp for Two Hours , and TornWires Editors
Satire Elon Musk Says Upset Employees Fired from Tesla Should "Get Over It" Since We are Just Living in a Simulation , and TornWires Editors
Boeing Boeing Preemptively Kills All Employees After Wing Detaches From Plane Mid-Flight , and TornWires Editors
Donald Trump In Response to Trump’s Lawyer’s Argument that President can Kill Political Rivals, Justices Say President is Only able to Kill Three Political Rivals in One Term , and TornWires Editors
Supreme Court Citing Second Amendment, Trump’s Lawyer Argues President can Legally Order Bears to Maul Political Rivals , and TornWires Editors
Local Local Man Finally Achieves Perfect Work-Life Balance by No Longer Going to Work , and TornWires Editors
