Biden Biden Falling Asleep Mid-Speech Mistaken for Excessively Long Dramatic Pause , and TornWires Editors
International Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose , and TornWires Editors
Biden Biden Discovers He's President on 81st Birthday After Seeing 'Happy Birthday, Mr. President!' Sign , and TornWires Editors
Biden Biden Actually Understands That He's President, Solves Middle East Crisis , and TornWires Editors
