A Murder Small-Town Police Chief Happy That Someone In Town was Finally Murdered, Even if it was His Wife , and TornWires Editors
Donald Trump In Response to Trump’s Lawyer’s Argument that President can Kill Political Rivals, Justices Say President is Only able to Kill Three Political Rivals in One Term , and TornWires Editors
Supreme Court Citing Second Amendment, Trump’s Lawyer Argues President can Legally Order Bears to Maul Political Rivals , and TornWires Editors
Local Local Man Finally Achieves Perfect Work-Life Balance by No Longer Going to Work , and TornWires Editors
Business Google Begins Firing Any Employee Who has Opinion on Israel-Palestine Conflict , and TornWires Editors
Conspiracy Theorist Conspiracy Theorist Who Adores Elon Musk Explains How Bill Gates Will Implant Microchips in Everyone , and TornWires Editors
Local Local Man Discovers Hidden Portal to Neighbor's Garage – Claims He's 'Just Borrowing Some Tools' , and TornWires Editors
Government Government Employee is Actually Productive, Nation Declares State of Emergency , and TornWires Editors
Boeing Boeing Dodges Lawsuit After Passengers Fall Out of Giant Hole in Plane , and TornWires Editors
Entertainement Tom Cruise Leaves Scientology, Realizes It’s Not a Prolonged Movie Role , and TornWires Editors
Local Local Gym’s New Membership Plan Includes Daily Wake Up Call, Mild Threats , and TornWires Editors
International Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose , and TornWires Editors
I have a tesla 97% of People that Drive a Tesla Think They're Better Than You, Study Finds , and TornWires Editors
Intelligence How to Sound Like the Smartest Person in the Room When You’re Really an Idiot , and TornWires Editors
