Not Fascism White House Plans to Buy Majority Stake of Netflix to Ensure Citizens Watch Only Government Approved TV Series and Movies , and TornWires Editors
Jaywalking Trump Nationalizes D.C. Police to Protect City From Jaywalking Epidemic , and TornWires Editors
Apocalypse Evangelical Pastor "Ecstatic" About Prospect of Israel-Iran War, Says "End Times Will Finally Happen" , and TornWires Editors
Trump vs Musk Interview: Trump Says He’s Not on Epstein’s List, Suggests Musk ‘Went Crazy’ , and TornWires Editors
International Russia and Ukraine Agree to Swap Prisoners in Hopes of Building Trust Before Breaking It Again Tomorrow , and TornWires Editors
Two state solution Israel and Hamas Peace Talks to Be Held as Soon as Both Sides Finish Making the Situation Unpeaceful , and TornWires Editors
The Fake News Media Trump Deports CNN Reporter to El Salvadorian Prison for Asking Tough Question at Press Conference , and TornWires Editors
Local Futuristic Neighborhood will Alert Paranoid Homeowners to ‘Every Rustling Noise’ and Give Detailed Reports On Neighbors’ Every Move , and Rich Crawford
Elon Musk Elon Musk to Start Defense Contracting Company to Steal More Money from Americans , and TornWires Editors
The Economy Local Man Bravely Fights Inflation by Not Paying His Friends Back , and TornWires Editors
Parenting Parents Tell Four-Year-Old She's Not Special, Just 'Adequate Enough to Pay Rent Someday' , and TornWires Editors
Trade War Economists Warn Tariffs May Increase Prices, Trump Says: “Just Stop Buying Stuff” , and TornWires Editors
Donald Trump Trump Says Stranded Astronauts are Pure Evil After Finding Out they Voted for Harris , and TornWires Editors
Trump Administration Trump Administration Withdraws Nomination for CDC Director After it's Revealed that Nominee is an Expert , and TornWires Editors
