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May 2024
3:
Boeing Preemptively Kills All Employees After Wing Detaches From Plane Mid-Flight
May 2024
2:
New Study Finds That Most Entry-Level Job Postings Require 80 Years of Experience and Heart Surgery Ability
April 2024
30:
10 Things Only People Who Hate Mornings Understand
April 2024
30:
Small-Town Police Chief Happy That Someone In Town was Finally Murdered, Even if it was His Wife
April 2024
26:
In Response to Trump’s Lawyer’s Argument that President can Kill Political Rivals, Justices Say President is Only able to Kill Three Political Rivals in One Term
April 2024
25:
Citing Second Amendment, Trump’s Lawyer Argues President can Legally Order Bears to Maul Political Rivals
April 2024
25:
Local Man Finally Achieves Perfect Work-Life Balance by No Longer Going to Work
April 2024
24:
Google Begins Firing Any Employee Who has Opinion on Israel-Palestine Conflict
April 2024
23:
Conspiracy Theorist Who Adores Elon Musk Explains How Bill Gates Will Implant Microchips in Everyone
April 2024
20:
8 Things You Should Never Say in an Elevator
April 2024
18:
Local Man Discovers Hidden Portal to Neighbor's Garage – Claims He's 'Just Borrowing Some Tools'
April 2024
12:
Government Employee is Actually Productive, Nation Declares State of Emergency
April 2024
11:
Boeing Dodges Lawsuit After Passengers Fall Out of Giant Hole in Plane
April 2024
9:
Stupid Tips for International Travel
April 2024
9:
Tom Cruise Leaves Scientology, Realizes It’s Not a Prolonged Movie Role
April 2024
6:
Local Gym’s New Membership Plan Includes Daily Wake Up Call, Mild Threats
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