Military
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senior Pentagon officials are reportedly scrambling to contain a growing crisis after recent battlefield tests revealed that enemy drones can be destroyed without the use of gold-plated missiles that cost over a million dollars. The shocking discovery has sent waves of panic through the defense establishment,
Ukrainian Corruption
BRUSSELS - In a refreshing moment of bureaucratic honesty, European Union (EU) officials admitted they are considering sending future Ukraine aid packages straight to the corrupt officials who would ultimately steal them anyway, thereby “saving everyone time, paperwork, and emotional exhaustion.” Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, speaking from Kyiv, rejected the idea
What is a Christian
WASHINGTON - During a speech held at the White House, President Trump, who claims to have never asked Jesus Christ for forgiveness of his sins, claimed he has never heard of the word “Christian” nor does he know what the word means. “What does that even mean?” Trump asked, squinting suspiciously
Mental Instability
MOSCOW — Responding to growing speculation over the mysterious death of opposition figure and former newspaper publisher Vyacheslav Leontyev, Russian President Vladimir Putin assured reporters that the tragedy was simply another case of what doctors call “acute gravity syndrome.” “Many of my critics suffer from a strange illness where they suddenly