Trump threatens war against Norway, claiming it’s the only way he can get Nobel Peace Prize
CORINTH, Miss. — At a rally in Mississippi, President Trump made threats against Norway, stating, “I really don’t want to declare war on Norway, but I will if I have to so I can take that Nobel Peace Prize from their cold, dead hands.”
President Trump began frantically waving his hands as his anger grew. “I’m a very peaceful person,” said Trump as he slammed his fist on the podium. “Probably the most peaceful president in history. Nobody loves peace more than me. But sometimes, to get peace, you have to bomb the hell out of somebody.”
Trump then unveiled what he described as his “Peace Through Force” initiative, which would involve deploying American troops to Norway until the Nobel Committee agreed to recognize his commitment to harmony.
“We’re going to give them a chance to do the right thing,” Trump told the crowd. “They can give me the prize peacefully, or we can bring them peace the hard way. Either way, I’m getting that prize.”
White House officials later clarified that the president was not necessarily threatening war, but rather exploring “alternative diplomatic solutions involving aircraft carriers, drones, and possibly nuclear weapons.”
