Donald Trump In Response to Trump’s Lawyer’s Argument that President can Kill Political Rivals, Justices Say President is Only able to Kill Three Political Rivals in One Term , and TornWires Editors
Supreme Court Citing Second Amendment, Trump’s Lawyer Argues President can Legally Order Bears to Maul Political Rivals , and TornWires Editors
Local Local Man Finally Achieves Perfect Work-Life Balance by No Longer Going to Work , and TornWires Editors
Business Google Begins Firing Any Employee Who has Opinion on Israel-Palestine Conflict , and TornWires Editors
Conspiracy Theorist Conspiracy Theorist Who Adores Elon Musk Explains How Bill Gates Will Implant Microchips in Everyone , and TornWires Editors
Local Local Man Discovers Hidden Portal to Neighbor's Garage – Claims He's 'Just Borrowing Some Tools' , and TornWires Editors
Government Government Employee is Actually Productive, Nation Declares State of Emergency , and TornWires Editors
Boeing Boeing Dodges Lawsuit After Passengers Fall Out of Giant Hole in Plane , and TornWires Editors
Entertainement Tom Cruise Leaves Scientology, Realizes It’s Not a Prolonged Movie Role , and TornWires Editors
Local Local Gym’s New Membership Plan Includes Daily Wake Up Call, Mild Threats , and TornWires Editors
International Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose , and TornWires Editors
I have a tesla 97% of People that Drive a Tesla Think They're Better Than You, Study Finds , and TornWires Editors
Intelligence How to Sound Like the Smartest Person in the Room When You’re Really an Idiot , and TornWires Editors
