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January 2025
18:
OpenAI Whistleblower Coincidentally Drops Dead in Courtroom, Seconds Before He is Set to Testify
December 2024
23:
Mark Zuckerberg Claims He Does Not Have Secret Reptilian Meetings About World Domination in His Underground Bunker
November 2024
12:
President Biden Wins a $5 Bet on Trump Defeating Harris, Prompting Questions About Political Betting
November 2024
3:
Top 5 Ways to Sound Informed on Election Issues Without Actually Knowing Anything
October 2024
22:
Sam Altman Says his Company’s Eye Scanning Orb is “Definitely” Not Part of a Plan to Plot World Domination
September 2024
6:
Trump Says School Shootings Could be Avoided if School Crossing Guards Get Machine Guns
September 2024
2:
9 Reasons Why You Should Start a Cult Today
August 2024
24:
Local Man Achieves Peak Health by Following Every Morning Show Health Tip
August 2024
23:
The 10 Best Gifts to Give Someone without Spending a Dime
August 2024
10:
Help. I’m Trapped! 10 Ways to Get Out of a Boring Conversation
May 2024
25:
Biden Falling Asleep Mid-Speech Mistaken for Excessively Long Dramatic Pause
May 2024
24:
Government Declares War on Piracy, Executes Local Man for Watching "Avengers: Endgame" Without Paying
May 2024
22:
Local Man that Always Carries Phone that Records his Every Move Fears Bill Gates is Trying to Microchip Him
May 2024
14:
Mark Zuckerberg Claims He's Not a Reptillian then Proceeds to Sit Under Heat Lamp for Two Hours
May 2024
11:
Elon Musk Says Upset Employees Fired from Tesla Should "Get Over It" Since We are Just Living in a Simulation
May 2024
8:
Feminists Declare Women can be Terrorists Too
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