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Local Man Discovers Hidden Portal to Neighbor’s Garage – Claims He’s ‘Just Borrowing Some Tools’

Local Man Discovers Hidden Portal to Neighbor’s Garage – Claims He’s ‘Just Borrowing Some Tools’

In a neighborhood that was previously known for its picket fences and well-tended lawns,…
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Government Employee is Actually Productive, Nation Declares State of Emergency

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Government Employee is Actually Productive, Nation Declares State of Emergency

Boeing Dodges Lawsuit After Passengers Fall Out of Giant Hole in Plane

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Boeing Dodges Lawsuit After Passengers Fall Out of Giant Hole in Plane

Tom Cruise Leaves Scientology, Realizes It’s Not a Prolonged Movie Role

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Tom Cruise Leaves Scientology, Realizes It’s Not a Prolonged Movie Role

Stupid Tips for International Travel

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Stupid Tips for International Travel

Local Gym’s New Membership Plan Includes Daily Wake Up Call, Mild Threats

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Local Gym’s New Membership Plan Includes Daily Wake Up Call, Mild Threats
SEE LATEST POSTS Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose

Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joe Biden expressed his deep frustration after Israel’s government issued a statement claiming that the recent…
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97% of People that Drive a Tesla Think They’re Better Than You, Study Finds

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97% of People that Drive a Tesla Think They’re Better Than You, Study Finds

How to Sound Like the Smartest Person in the Room When You’re Really an Idiot

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How to Sound Like the Smartest Person in the Room When You’re Really an Idiot

Trump Reads Wiki-How Article on How to be a Dictator

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Trump Reads Wiki-How Article on How to be a Dictator

Small Percentage of Voters that did not Vote for Putin Found Dead, Putin Claims He Only Killed All of Them

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Small Percentage of Voters that did not Vote for Putin Found Dead, Putin Claims He Only Killed All of Them

Antony Blinken Visits Thailand to Pursue Stronger Economic and Defense Ties…he says!

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Antony Blinken Visits Thailand to Pursue Stronger Economic and Defense Ties…he says!
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Steve Bannon Admits Wearing Nazi Onesie in Bed

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Biden Holds Rally in Wrong Georgia

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97% of People that Drive a Tesla Think They’re Better Than You, Study Finds

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Government Employee is Actually Productive, Nation Declares State of Emergency

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SEE ALL IN INTERNATIONAL Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose

Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joe Biden expressed his deep frustration after Israel’s government issued a statement claiming that the recent…
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Small Percentage of Voters that did not Vote for Putin Found Dead, Putin Claims He Only Killed All of Them

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Small Percentage of Voters that did not Vote for Putin Found Dead, Putin Claims He Only Killed All of Them

Antony Blinken Visits Thailand to Pursue Stronger Economic and Defense Ties…he says!

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Antony Blinken Visits Thailand to Pursue Stronger Economic and Defense Ties…he says!

Pre-Printed Ballot Papers Cast Doubt over Legitimacy of Putin Election Win

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Pre-Printed Ballot Papers Cast Doubt over Legitimacy of Putin Election Win

Chinese President Pinkie Promises that He Did not Kill Missing Government Official

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Chinese President Pinkie Promises that He Did not Kill Missing Government Official

Disgraced Ex UK PM Johnson to Play Clown in Remake of ‘IT’ Movie

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Disgraced Ex UK PM Johnson to Play Clown in Remake of ‘IT’ Movie
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After Alabama’s ‘Successful’ Nitrogen Gas Execution, Alabama Plans More Ways to Legally Torture Prisoners

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How to Sound Like the Smartest Person in the Room When You’re Really an Idiot

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Local Man Discovers Hidden Portal to Neighbor’s Garage – Claims He’s ‘Just Borrowing Some Tools’

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Local Gym’s New Membership Plan Includes Daily Wake Up Call, Mild Threats

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SEE ALL IN AMERICA Government Employee is Actually Productive, Nation Declares State of Emergency

Government Employee is Actually Productive, Nation Declares State of Emergency

Washington, D.C. — A government employee has thrown the United States government into a full-blown crisis by performing…
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Boeing Dodges Lawsuit After Passengers Fall Out of Giant Hole in Plane

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Boeing Dodges Lawsuit After Passengers Fall Out of Giant Hole in Plane

Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose

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Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose

Trump Reads Wiki-How Article on How to be a Dictator

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Trump Reads Wiki-How Article on How to be a Dictator

US Presidency to be Decided by an Egg-And-Spoon Race

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US Presidency to be Decided by an Egg-And-Spoon Race

Trump Mocks Biden’s stutter as Intro to Offensive Impersonations Cabaret

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Trump Mocks Biden’s stutter as Intro to Offensive Impersonations Cabaret

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