Trump Meeting Trump to Saudi Crown Prince “I wish I could kill a few Washington Post Journalists” , and TornWires Editors
Left Behind White House Has Contingency Plan in Case the Rapture Happens and Trump Gets Left Behind , and TornWires Editors
Defense is for Losers Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers , and TornWires Editors
Not Fascism White House Plans to Buy Majority Stake of Netflix to Ensure Citizens Watch Only Government Approved TV Series and Movies , and TornWires Editors
Jaywalking Trump Nationalizes D.C. Police to Protect City From Jaywalking Epidemic , and TornWires Editors
Trump vs Musk Interview: Trump Says He’s Not on Epstein’s List, Suggests Musk ‘Went Crazy’ , and TornWires Editors
The Fake News Media Trump Deports CNN Reporter to El Salvadorian Prison for Asking Tough Question at Press Conference , and TornWires Editors
Trump Administration Trump Administration Withdraws Nomination for CDC Director After it's Revealed that Nominee is an Expert , and TornWires Editors