Trump Administration Trump Says Taking Greenland Is ‘Totally a Great Idea,’ Ignores Fact It Comes With People , and TornWires Editors
Boat Strikes Department of War Secretary Pete Hegseth Says “Watching Boat Strikes is as Boring as Watching Paint Dry” , and TornWires Editors
Russia Ukraine War White House Denies Russia Wrote Peace Plan for Ukraine War, Claims They Only ‘Did the Outline’ , and TornWires Editors
Trump Meeting Trump to Saudi Crown Prince “I wish I could kill a few Washington Post Journalists” , and TornWires Editors
What is a Christian Trump Admits He Does Not Know Definition of the Word ‘Christian’ , and TornWires Editors
Left Behind White House Has Contingency Plan in Case the Rapture Happens and Trump Gets Left Behind , and TornWires Editors
Defense is for Losers Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers , and TornWires Editors
Not Fascism White House Plans to Buy Majority Stake of Netflix to Ensure Citizens Watch Only Government Approved TV Series and Movies , and TornWires Editors
Jaywalking Trump Nationalizes D.C. Police to Protect City From Jaywalking Epidemic , and TornWires Editors
Trump vs Musk Interview: Trump Says He’s Not on Epstein’s List, Suggests Musk ‘Went Crazy’ , and TornWires Editors
The Fake News Media Trump Deports CNN Reporter to El Salvadorian Prison for Asking Tough Question at Press Conference , and TornWires Editors
War on Federal Employees Trump Orders Remote Working Federal Employees to be Abducted from Homes and Brought Back to Office , and TornWires Editors
Civil Rights After Trump Executive Order Department of Education Brings Back Segregation , and TornWires Editors
Government Elon Musk Realizes He Knows Nothing About Government Efficiency Midway Through Speech About Government Efficiency , and TornWires Editors
politics President Biden Wins a $5 Bet on Trump Defeating Harris, Prompting Questions About Political Betting , and TornWires Editors
