Russia Ukraine War White House Denies Russia Wrote Peace Plan for Ukraine War, Claims They Only ‘Did the Outline’ , and TornWires Editors
Trump Meeting Trump to Saudi Crown Prince “I wish I could kill a few Washington Post Journalists” , and TornWires Editors
What is a Christian Trump Admits He Does Not Know Definition of the Word ‘Christian’ , and TornWires Editors
Left Behind White House Has Contingency Plan in Case the Rapture Happens and Trump Gets Left Behind , and TornWires Editors
Defense is for Losers Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers , and TornWires Editors
Not Fascism White House Plans to Buy Majority Stake of Netflix to Ensure Citizens Watch Only Government Approved TV Series and Movies , and TornWires Editors
Jaywalking Trump Nationalizes D.C. Police to Protect City From Jaywalking Epidemic , and TornWires Editors
Trump vs Musk Interview: Trump Says He’s Not on Epstein’s List, Suggests Musk ‘Went Crazy’ , and TornWires Editors
The Fake News Media Trump Deports CNN Reporter to El Salvadorian Prison for Asking Tough Question at Press Conference , and TornWires Editors
War on Federal Employees Trump Orders Remote Working Federal Employees to be Abducted from Homes and Brought Back to Office , and TornWires Editors
Civil Rights After Trump Executive Order Department of Education Brings Back Segregation , and TornWires Editors
Government Elon Musk Realizes He Knows Nothing About Government Efficiency Midway Through Speech About Government Efficiency , and TornWires Editors
politics President Biden Wins a $5 Bet on Trump Defeating Harris, Prompting Questions About Political Betting , and TornWires Editors
Satire Trump Says School Shootings Could be Avoided if School Crossing Guards Get Machine Guns , and TornWires Editors
Donald Trump In Response to Trump’s Lawyer’s Argument that President can Kill Political Rivals, Justices Say President is Only able to Kill Three Political Rivals in One Term , and TornWires Editors
