The Pope Pope Warns ‘Future of Humanity at Stake,’ Aides Admit He Also Says This When Cell Phone Reception Gets Spotty , and TornWires Editors
Black Widows Russian Soldiers Complain That Wives Show More Enthusiasm for Death Benefits Than Marriage Itself , and TornWires Editors
Ukrainian Corruption E.U. Debates Whether Aid Should Go to Ukraine or Directly to the Corrupt Officials, Saving Everyone Time , and TornWires Editors
International Israel’s Prime Minister Adds ‘Break Ceasefire’ to List of Common Daily Tasks , and TornWires Editors
Defense is for Losers Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers , and TornWires Editors
International Russia and Ukraine Agree to Swap Prisoners in Hopes of Building Trust Before Breaking It Again Tomorrow , and TornWires Editors
Elon Musk Elon Musk to Start Defense Contracting Company to Steal More Money from Americans , and TornWires Editors
Trump and Zelensky Trump Suggests Ukraine Conflict Could Be Resolved Over a ‘Nice Steak Dinner’ if Zelensky Pays Check , and TornWires Editors
International Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose , and TornWires Editors
Israel Leaked: Biden Whispered ‘Where am I’ While Hugging Israeli Prime Minister , and TornWires Editors
Biden Biden Actually Understands That He's President, Solves Middle East Crisis , and TornWires Editors
Russia Vladimir Putin Declares Himself Winner of World's Most Humble Leader Award , and TornWires Editors
