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War on Federal Employees Trump Orders Remote Working Federal Employees to be Abducted from Homes and Brought Back to Office , and TornWires Editors
Civil Rights After Trump Executive Order Department of Education Brings Back Segregation , and TornWires Editors
End of the World Doomsday Cult Disappointed Yet Again as World Fails to End for Fifth Consecutive Prophecy , and TornWires Editors
Elon Musk Elon Musk Unveils Hitler Statue in White House After Netanyahu Defends Him As “Great Friend of Israel” , and TornWires Editors
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Whistleblowers OpenAI Whistleblower Coincidentally Drops Dead in Courtroom, Seconds Before He is Set to Testify , and TornWires Editors
Underground Bunkers Mark Zuckerberg Claims He Does Not Have Secret Reptilian Meetings About World Domination in His Underground Bunker , and TornWires Editors
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