Trump Administration Trump Administration Withdraws Nomination for CDC Director After it's Revealed that Nominee is an Expert , and TornWires Editors
Surveillance NSA Releases Statement Urging Americans to “Stop Picking Your Nose While Using Your Computer” , and TornWires Editors
Capital Punishment It’s Time to Bring Back the Most Humane Form of Capital Punishment - Firing Squads , and TornWires Editors
Democracy Dies in Darkness Washington Post Opinion Section to Only Post Articles About Jeff Bezos' Washboard Abs , and TornWires Editors
End of the World Doomsday Cult Disappointed Yet Again as World Fails to End for Fifth Consecutive Prophecy , and TornWires Editors
The Reptillian Elite Mark Zuckerberg Unable to Attend Trump Inauguration Due to Reptilian Meeting Being Held the Same Day , and TornWires Editors
Whistleblowers OpenAI Whistleblower Coincidentally Drops Dead in Courtroom, Seconds Before He is Set to Testify , and TornWires Editors
politics President Biden Wins a $5 Bet on Trump Defeating Harris, Prompting Questions About Political Betting , and TornWires Editors
Satire Trump Says School Shootings Could be Avoided if School Crossing Guards Get Machine Guns , and TornWires Editors
