The Pope Pope Warns ‘Future of Humanity at Stake,’ Aides Admit He Also Says This When Cell Phone Reception Gets Spotty , and TornWires Editors
Russia Ukraine War White House Denies Russia Wrote Peace Plan for Ukraine War, Claims They Only ‘Did the Outline’ , and TornWires Editors
Black Widows Russian Soldiers Complain That Wives Show More Enthusiasm for Death Benefits Than Marriage Itself , and TornWires Editors
The Constitution Democrats Tell Troops to Follow the Constitution; Trump Responds by Adding It to the Banned Books List , and TornWires Editors
Trump Meeting Trump to Saudi Crown Prince “I wish I could kill a few Washington Post Journalists” , and TornWires Editors
Ukrainian Corruption E.U. Debates Whether Aid Should Go to Ukraine or Directly to the Corrupt Officials, Saving Everyone Time , and TornWires Editors
Trump's Religion Leaked: Trump has Shrine to Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping in Oval Office , and TornWires Editors
International Israel’s Prime Minister Adds ‘Break Ceasefire’ to List of Common Daily Tasks , and TornWires Editors
politics JD Vance Defends 30 Year-olds’ Racist Group Texts: ‘Hey, We All Passed Notes About Swastikas in Fourth Grade’ , and TornWires Editors
What is a Christian Trump Admits He Does Not Know Definition of the Word ‘Christian’ , and TornWires Editors
Mental Instability Putin Denies Involvement in Political Opponent’s Death, Cites “Rare Condition Where People Fall 70 Feet Out of Windows” , and TornWires Editors
Postponed Name Change to Department of War Postponed Due to Government Shutdown , and TornWires Editors
Left Behind White House Has Contingency Plan in Case the Rapture Happens and Trump Gets Left Behind , and TornWires Editors
Smart Glasses Press Conference on Meta’s Smart Glasses Derails as Zuckerberg Faces Tough Questions About Molting Season , and TornWires Editors
Defense is for Losers Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers , and TornWires Editors
Business CEO Says Company’s Benefits Package Includes Dental, Vision, and Not Starving to Death , and TornWires Editors
