A report on President Biden's handling of classified documents has been released that described the President's memory as "poor at best." According to the report, Biden has been misplacing classified documents and leaving them in random areas in his Delaware home.
Biden angrily spoke out about the report from the Oval Office. He started by yelling, "I know what I'm doing." He continued saying, "This is a politically motivated attack. I remember when..."
In the middle of his statement, Biden looked over to his wife Jill Biden and mumbled, "Uh, what was I saying. I think it's time for my nap."
After Jill ran over to her husband, she whispered into his ear. Biden then spouted, "That's it. Thanks Jane! That report is a politically motivated attack on me and my campaign for reelection. I may not know much, but I know one thing for sure. I know that if you don't vote for me, you ain't American."