Military United States Government Furious To Learn Warfare Doesn’t Actually Require Gold-Plated Missiles , and TornWires Editors
Boat Strikes Department of War Secretary Pete Hegseth Says “Watching Boat Strikes is as Boring as Watching Paint Dry” , and TornWires Editors
Postponed Name Change to Department of War Postponed Due to Government Shutdown , and TornWires Editors
Defense is for Losers Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers , and TornWires Editors
Elon Musk Elon Musk to Start Defense Contracting Company to Steal More Money from Americans , and TornWires Editors
