Skip to content
Dark
Sign In
Subscribe
Latest
America
Israel
Russia
Business
Local
Archive
December 2025
5:
Department of War Secretary Pete Hegseth Says “Watching Boat Strikes Is as Boring as Watching Paint Dry”
December 2025
5:
India’s Required Cybersecurity App Is “Certainly Not a Risk to Privacy,” Says Indian Government
November 2025
30:
Pope Warns ‘Future of Humanity at Stake,’ Aides Admit He Also Says This When Cell Phone Reception Gets Spotty
November 2025
26:
White House Denies Russia Wrote Peace Plan for Ukraine War, Claims They Only ‘Did the Outline’
November 2025
24:
Russian Soldiers Complain That Wives Show More Enthusiasm for Death Benefits Than Marriage Itself
November 2025
21:
Democrats Tell Troops to Follow the Constitution; Trump Responds by Adding It to the Banned Books List
November 2025
20:
Trump to Saudi Crown Prince “I wish I could kill a few Washington Post Journalists”
November 2025
18:
E.U. Debates Whether Aid Should Go to Ukraine or Directly to the Corrupt Officials, Saving Everyone Time
November 2025
5:
Leaked: Trump has Shrine to Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping in Oval Office
October 2025
30:
Israel’s Prime Minister Adds ‘Break Ceasefire’ to List of Common Daily Tasks
October 2025
17:
JD Vance Defends 30 Year-olds’ Racist Group Texts: ‘Hey, We All Passed Notes About Swastikas in Fourth Grade’
October 2025
14:
Trump Admits He Does Not Know Definition of the Word ‘Christian’
October 2025
8:
Putin Denies Involvement in Political Opponent’s Death, Cites “Rare Condition Where People Fall 70 Feet Out of Windows”
October 2025
7:
Name Change to Department of War Postponed Due to Government Shutdown
September 2025
23:
White House Has Contingency Plan in Case the Rapture Happens and Trump Gets Left Behind
September 2025
21:
Press Conference on Meta’s Smart Glasses Derails as Zuckerberg Faces Tough Questions About Molting Season
Load More
