Black Widows Russian Soldiers Complain That Wives Show More Enthusiasm for Death Benefits Than Marriage Itself , and TornWires Editors
Mental Instability Putin Denies Involvement in Political Opponent’s Death, Cites “Rare Condition Where People Fall 70 Feet Out of Windows” , and TornWires Editors
Business CEO Says Company’s Benefits Package Includes Dental, Vision, and Not Starving to Death , and TornWires Editors
Jaywalking Trump Nationalizes D.C. Police to Protect City From Jaywalking Epidemic , and TornWires Editors
Parenting Parents Tell Four-Year-Old She's Not Special, Just 'Adequate Enough to Pay Rent Someday' , and TornWires Editors
