Cults

End of the World

Doomsday Cult Disappointed Yet Again as World Fails to End for Fifth Consecutive Prophecy

DES MOINES, IOWA - Members of the Heaven’s Truth organization, who are adamant their organization is not a cult, failed to correctly predict the end of days for the fifth consecutive time in the last three years, causing widespread frustration and mild embarrassment within the group. “We really thought this

Satire

9 Reasons Why You Should Start a Cult Today

So, you’ve grown tired of the daily grind, and your side hustle isn't getting you the mansion and private island you always dreamed of? Well, it might be time to start a cult. Before you dismiss this idea as “morally dubious” or “a quick way to get