Elon Musk
Elon Musk announced today that he's not just planning to colonize Mars; he's planning to rule it with an iron fist as its self-proclaimed Supreme Emperor. Flanked by a legion of Tesla-bot bodyguards that eerily resembled rejected Star Wars stormtrooper prototypes, Musk unveiled his
North Korea
Pyongyang, Democratic People's Republic of Korea - In a shocking twist of fate, one of Kim Jong Un's closest advisors has recently come forward with a stunning revelation: he is surprised he hasn't been killed yet. The advisor, who preferred to remain anonymous for obvious
Business
Mountain View, CA - Tech giant Google is facing a class-action lawsuit for allegedly forcing its interns to toil away in what they call "Idea Chambers." The dark secret behind the company's renowned innovation might finally be exposed as former interns come forward with disturbing tales