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Aliens Refuse to Visit Earth, Citing 'Terrible Yelp Reviews'
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Oct 26, 2023

Aliens Refuse to Visit Earth, Citing 'Terrible Yelp Reviews'

Lockheed Martin Announces New Loyalty Card: "War Miles"
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Oct 20, 2023

Lockheed Martin Announces New Loyalty Card: "War Miles"

In a groundbreaking move to bridge the gap between military-industrial complex and consumer-friendly practices, Lockheed Martin has unveiled its latest initiative: the "War Miles" loyalty card.
Columbus Discovers America (Again), Shocked to Find It's Already Colonized... and There's Wi-Fi
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Oct 9, 2023

Columbus Discovers America (Again), Shocked to Find It's Already Colonized... and There's Wi-Fi

Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskyy Reveals Secret Weapon: 'Our Counteroffensive Strategy Includes a Sock Puppet Diplomacy Division'
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Sep 25, 2023

Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskyy Reveals Secret Weapon: 'Our Counteroffensive Strategy Includes a Sock Puppet Diplomacy Division'

RT reports that Russian Civil Rights Leader Stabbed Himself in Back 20 Times
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Sep 23, 2023

RT reports that Russian Civil Rights Leader Stabbed Himself in Back 20 Times