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Buffalo Bills Invent New Player to Lose Game in Final Seconds
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Nov 14, 2023

Buffalo Bills Invent New Player to Lose Game in Final Seconds

Denver Broncos Triumph Over Chiefs, Kansas City Considers Changing Name to 'Kansas Can’t City
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Oct 30, 2023

Denver Broncos Triumph Over Chiefs, Kansas City Considers Changing Name to 'Kansas Can’t City

Colorado University O-Line Changes Name to 'The Welcome Mat' in Honor of Shedeur Sanders
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Oct 29, 2023

Colorado University O-Line Changes Name to 'The Welcome Mat' in Honor of Shedeur Sanders

Revolutionary Coaching Technique: Angry Tennis Coach Insists Shouting at the Ball Increases Spin
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Oct 27, 2023

Revolutionary Coaching Technique: Angry Tennis Coach Insists Shouting at the Ball Increases Spin

Bill Belichick's New Playbook Found to Be Just Doodles of Tom Brady
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Oct 22, 2023

Bill Belichick's New Playbook Found to Be Just Doodles of Tom Brady

Week 7 Woes: Family Fantasy Football Fray Festers, Festive Fall Functions on the Firing Line
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Oct 22, 2023

Week 7 Woes: Family Fantasy Football Fray Festers, Festive Fall Functions on the Firing Line

Cowboy's Player Demands Supreme Court Review of Pass Interference Committed in the End Zone, Claims 'Constitutional Crisis'
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Oct 20, 2023

Cowboy's Player Demands Supreme Court Review of Pass Interference Committed in the End Zone, Claims 'Constitutional Crisis'

Dak Prescott: The Picasso of Pigskin Pickoffs
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Oct 17, 2023

Dak Prescott: The Picasso of Pigskin Pickoffs

Retro Jersey Fiasco: Buccaneers Fan Defends TV's Honor in Style!
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Oct 16, 2023

Retro Jersey Fiasco: Buccaneers Fan Defends TV's Honor in Style!

Colorado Buffaloes Snatch Defeat from Jaws of Victory, Blame Loss on Accidental Interpretation of Football as "Penalty-a-Palooza"
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Oct 14, 2023

Colorado Buffaloes Snatch Defeat from Jaws of Victory, Blame Loss on Accidental Interpretation of Football as "Penalty-a-Palooza"

In Defense of Football: A Sanctuary for the Bafflingly Brilliant
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Oct 13, 2023

In Defense of Football: A Sanctuary for the Bafflingly Brilliant

Mike McCarthy: The Strings Attached Behind Every Play
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Oct 6, 2023

Mike McCarthy: The Strings Attached Behind Every Play

The Dallas Cowboys: Where Mediocrity is the New Excellence
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Sep 30, 2023

The Dallas Cowboys: Where Mediocrity is the New Excellence

Roger Goodell: The Man Who Turned NFL Commissioner Into a Superhuman Scapegoat
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Sep 30, 2023

Roger Goodell: The Man Who Turned NFL Commissioner Into a Superhuman Scapegoat

Bill Belichick: The Hoodie-Wearing Wizard of New England
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Sep 29, 2023

Bill Belichick: The Hoodie-Wearing Wizard of New England

Breaking News, the Jets Receive Letter from Kaepernick, Assume It's a Job Application for Waterboy
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Sep 27, 2023

Breaking News, the Jets Receive Letter from Kaepernick, Assume It's a Job Application for Waterboy

Deion Sanders and Colorado University Football Suffer 'Prime Time' Loss to Oregon – Scoreboard Still Glitters
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Sep 26, 2023

Deion Sanders and Colorado University Football Suffer 'Prime Time' Loss to Oregon – Scoreboard Still Glitters

Jerry Jones Proposes Cowboys Playing Games with 11 Jerry Jones Clones to Ensure Victory – 'One Jerry Is Good, Eleven Are Unstoppable!'
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Sep 25, 2023

Jerry Jones Proposes Cowboys Playing Games with 11 Jerry Jones Clones to Ensure Victory – 'One Jerry Is Good, Eleven Are Unstoppable!'

Andy Reid Sets New Record for 'Most Pulled Pork Consumed During a Timeout' – Calls It 'Preparation Strategy
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Sep 25, 2023

Andy Reid Sets New Record for 'Most Pulled Pork Consumed During a Timeout' – Calls It 'Preparation Strategy

Broncos vs. Dolphins – When the Touchdowns Turned into a Hilarious Comedy Act Thanks to the Broncos' 'Enlightening' Approach to Defense!
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Sep 25, 2023

Broncos vs. Dolphins – When the Touchdowns Turned into a Hilarious Comedy Act Thanks to the Broncos' 'Enlightening' Approach to Defense!