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Politics
Dec 5, 2023
Millionaire Politician's Quixotic Quest for Middle-Class Credibility: Campaigns at Dollar Tree
Politics
Dec 2, 2023
George Santos Expelled from Congress: Discovers He Never Actually Existed
Politics
Nov 20, 2023
Biden Discovers He's President on 81st Birthday After Seeing 'Happy Birthday, Mr. President!' Sign
Politics
Nov 20, 2023
Joe Biden's Poll Numbers Sink Lower Than Atlantis, President Considers Scuba Gear for Next Campaign Rally
Politics
Nov 17, 2023
George Santos Bows Out of Reelection, Admits He's Run Out of Fake Backstories to Use
Politics
Nov 16, 2023
Biden Calls Xi a 'Dictator', Forgets He's Not Referring to a Dinosaur Species
Politics
Oct 30, 2023
Mike Pence Drops Out of 2024 Race, Citing Need to Spend More Time Ignoring Reality
Politics
Oct 26, 2023
The Government’s Secret Plan to Save the World: More Bureaucracy
Politics
Oct 25, 2023
Mike Johnson's Quest for Speakership: A GOP Soap Opera with More Twists Than a Pretzel Factory
Politics
Oct 25, 2023
Biden Actually Understands That He's President, Solves Middle East Crisis
Despite past gaffes, President Joe Biden has surprisingly resolved the complex Middle East crisis. His achievement, including brokering peace deals, has left many, including former President Donald Trump, utterly bewildered yet impressed.
Politics
Oct 25, 2023
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Embraces Bipartisanship by Joining Every Party in a Single Day
Politics
Oct 20, 2023
Biden Requests Mere $100 Billion Pocket Change to Fund Trio of Global Side Hustles
Politics
Oct 19, 2023
Biden Greets Israeli Prime Minister with Hug, Whispers "Where am I?"
President Joe Biden greeted the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, with a warm, seemingly endless embrace yesterday, followed by a hushed, "Where am I?"
Politics
Oct 18, 2023
Jim Jordan’s Speaker Bid: The GOP's New Reality Show
Politics
Oct 18, 2023
Jim Jordan: Twice Not the Charm in the House Speaker Saga
Politics
Oct 17, 2023
Jim Jordan's Noon-time Narrative: "If I Lose, It's Because of Rigged Jacket Politics!"
Politics
Oct 17, 2023
A Homely Epiphany: Joe Biden Discovers He's Not Just Visiting the White House
Politics
Oct 16, 2023
Politician Discovers Revolutionary Debate Strategy: The Nervous Chuckle
Politics
Oct 11, 2023
Local City Council Election Transforms Into Epic Battle with Medieval-Style Jousts and Passive-Aggressive Bake-Offs
Politics
Oct 11, 2023
Breaking News: Donald Trump's Fast Food Diet Revealed as Secret Plan to Boost American Economy
Politics
Oct 10, 2023
Rhode Island Senator Sheldon Whitehouse Discovered "Shoplifting" Policy Ideas at Local Walmart
Politics
Oct 7, 2023
Vladimir Putin Declares Himself Winner of World's Most Humble Leader Award
Russian President Vladimir Putin has declared himself the winner of the prestigious "World's Most Humble Leader Award" during a lavish ceremony held in the Kremlin.
Politics
Oct 6, 2023
Pence vs. Trump: A Political Punch-Up for the Ages!
Politics
Oct 5, 2023
Biden Swaps White House for Fox News, Claims, "It's Time for a Real Job!"
Politics
Oct 5, 2023
Unexpected Romance: Trump and Biden's Love Story Shocks the Nation
Politics
Oct 3, 2023
Kim Jong Un's Unconventional Path to Dictatorship: A WikiHow Success Story
If anyone can become a dictator with the help of WikiHow, what's stopping you from mastering a new skill or learning to bake a perfect soufflé?
Politics
Oct 3, 2023
JFK Jr. Found Alive, Claims He Just Needed a Break from Social Media
Politics
Oct 2, 2023
GOP Infighting: After Averting Shutdown, They Opt for Infighting Championships Instead
Politics
Oct 1, 2023
Breaking News: Biden's New Strategy: Sniffing Trump's Hair for Bipartisan Unity
Politics
Oct 1, 2023
Breaking News: Government Shutdown Crisis Averted! Bureaucrats Resume Slacking Off as Usual
Politics
Sep 30, 2023
AOC vs. Marjorie Greene: The Ultimate Battle of the Extremes
Politics
Sep 30, 2023
Marjorie Taylor Greene: The Walking Satire of the 21st Century
Politics
Sep 30, 2023
Biden's Baby Kissing Frenzy: A Love Affair with Tiny Constituents
Politics
Sep 30, 2023
Evangelicals and Donald Trump: A Match Made in Heaven... or Somewhere Else?
Politics
Sep 29, 2023
Government Shutdown: The Biennial Spectacle We All Secretly Adore
Politics
Sep 29, 2023
Tiny Hands, Big Questions: Decoding the Mystery of Donald Trump's Palms
Politics
Sep 29, 2023
The Great Cognitive Conundrum: Decoding Biden's Confusion
Politics
Sep 27, 2023
Donald Trump's New Bestseller: 'The Art of the Big Mac Deal
Politics
Sep 26, 2023
Breaking News: President Biden Replaces Air Force One with a Giant Bald Eagle – Claims It's More Eco-Friendly
Politics
Sep 25, 2023
NATO Leaders Commit to Defending the World Against Alien Invasions – 'We Have a Plan for That Too!'
Politics
Sep 24, 2023
Breaking News: Government Announces New Tax on Oxygen, Cites Need for 'Breathing Equity'
Politics
Sep 23, 2023
White Politician Says He Can Be Half Black If It Gets Him More Votes
Politics
Sep 23, 2023
A Change of Heart: President Biden Reverses Course on Semi-Automatic Weapons, Aligns with NRA
In a surprising turn of events, President Biden has made a complete U-turn on his stance regarding semi-automatic weapons. In a recent address, he announced his alignment with the NRA, stating that he now believes in the importance of protecting the Second Amendment rights of American citizens. This unexpected change of heart has left many questioning his motives.
Politics
Sep 23, 2023
Kim Jong Un Advisor Surprised He Hasn't Been Killed Yet
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